We, the crack staff at Perkisabeast, did not feel it was appropriate to run with the Billy Lane Vehicular Homocide Story initially because, frankly no one here believed it. Did we think he was a dread lock having, sword collecting, insecure poser? Absolutely. Did he probably quaffe too many Coronas to make up for his lack of success with the ladies early in life. Sure, but PAN-CAKE-ING a hippie on a MOPED? We thought someone had to be making this up. A super duper famous, m.i.l.f. hunting kind of bike builder telephone pole-ing Wavy Gravy? But now the website is down, and no calls from the crack staff at P.I.A.B. have been returned….

Personally, I am ashamed. Billy Lane is the Paris Hilton of the motorcyclist world, a himbo for those riding bitch. Billy, BIlly, Billy…After what you did in August - which you then followed with your explosive showing at the Biker Build Off - couldn’t the other guy’s bike have had at least 400cc Billy?