Celtics show Detroit how to close out a game.
How you like us now D’bags
This message is Kelly Dwyer approved.
Let’s get one thing straight. This shit is personal. I hate the Pistons. I hate their arena. I hate their PA announcer. I hate their big gums and no cajones center Rasheed Wallace and I hate their fans. I hate them with a passion that massages me to sleep every night. Needless to say I am pleased with the results of last night’s blood feud.
However, my hate does sometimes cloud my judgment about basketball. Yes, it was a great game, but I don’t care. I’d rather beat them and humiliate them, blow them out and chop block their knees. I’d rather throw beer in their faces and spit on their mommas. Okay, maybe I’d leave the Mothers alone. You got to love the mommas.
From last night, I know hold these truths to be self-evident.
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- The Pistons have no inside game to speak of, beyond Jason Maxiel, and you don’t win championships without one. The fans of Detroit know this because they’re the perennial winners of the close but no cigar award. How many Eastern Conference Finals have you guys been to? Who cares?
-Big Baby is a beast. What an amazing game by the rookie. He flat out made Rasheed Wallace look stupid. He has now earned my eternal love. We love you Big Baby. You can come to my house and eat all my chocolate.
-The Celtics are better than the Pistons.
-Finally, where are all the big talking Piston fans that polluted this web site with incessant gloating when their team stole one from us? Oh yeah, they’re sitting there pointing fingers, making excuses and drowning their tears in Gin Blossom songs. There is no gray to our win last night. We beat you fair and square; there was no free throws, or last second crap. We flat out took it to you and beat you down in the fourth quarter. Where is your messiah now? Huh? Where is your Chauncey Billups now? Where is your Tayshaun Prince now? You fans should have had the guts to show your colors even during a loss. We stepped up and showed when we lost but you guys can’t because you’re a bunch of front-runners. Enjoy second place, just as your favorite son Mitt Romney does in New Hampshire. Chumps.
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January 6th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Ok, I’m a Pistons fan. I’ll bite on the taunts -
Kudos to the Cs. That was a hell of a game. And kudos to you, CrackStaph, for keepin’ the hate old school. Back in the day, Bostonians (Beantowners?) and Detroiters hated each other. Lambs hacked Bird. Bird punched Lambs. Etc. Let’s keep the hate alive!
January 6th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
While I’m sure I hate your Celtics as much as you hate my Pistons I’m not going to fully stoop to your level, but I will take you up on your offer and defend the Nation.
Congratulations. I do though feel the need to inform you that there was no trophies handed out last night. It was one game. One regular season game. Although the way the Celtics celebrated you’d have thought it meant more that it did. Does Paul Pierce practice his jersey popping or is that just an obnoxious trait that comes naturally?
The Celtics defense did disrupt what we wanted to do offensively. I’ll give you that, but you guys in no way got our best punch. I still feel we’re a better team and that’ll be evident when we meet in the ECF.
It’s a long season. Hope you didn’t use up all the vintage Champaign in a box last night.
January 6th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
We thought you were planning a first round playoff exit - our bad…
January 6th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
perk is such a beast he eats steaks that weigh more than teyshaun prince
January 7th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Didn’t get Detroit’s best punch? Garnett sat the entire 1st half w/ foul trouble. Det couldn’t of asked for a better scenario to start with. The depth of the Celts showed, the bench stepped up and the better team prevailed. Wait til Garnett plays an entire game next time. The badboys will be lying at center court in the fetal position begging for mercy.
January 7th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
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January 7th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
[…] - Paul Pierce isn’t the only one from Green Nation beating their chest and declaring the season, or at least the race in the Eastern Conference, over after the Celtics’ regular-season win in January. After two games between the Pistons and Celtics, with each winning on the other’s home court, one truth has been made clear: drawing a definitive conclusion as to which is the better team will be impossible until May, after they meet in the Conference Finals. Only then will be chest-beating by the victor be warranted. […]
January 7th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
The Celtics gave it to the Pistons second half the same way Isaiah gave it to the CBA, tore their ass apart!
January 7th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
At least he’s not O.J.!