Where’s The Beef? - Shocking Allegations Stun the Beast Lair
Is Beef Stallone going solo?
Does Perk know Gabe shares His Beefness’s Love?
Will the Crack Staff Ever Forgive Sylvester McBeef’s flirtations with Mr. Pruitt?
For Shame Beef, For Shame!!!
In a story even the New York Times was scared to print, we, the Crack Staff@Perkisabeast.com, can share will you the year’s biggest sports scandal. Is it the Mitchell Report? The Perjury Indictments of Mr. 20k? Is it Arlen Spector and the specter of his committee’s investigations into Spygate? Is it David Stern’s refusal to resign in the light of the Dognahy scandal? No, dear reader(s), it is not. Today, we can bring to you the ugly and sad truth that Beef Stallone has a new role on Broadway: Traitorous Backstabbing Turncoat!
Opening up Gabe Pruitt Facebook accounts Beef?!?
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February 26th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
And if you think for a minute we’d f’n link to that facebook page, you’re out of your grundel munching mind!
February 26th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
How dare you question my love for the beast sir!
We must settle this now
February 27th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Where’s my dinner, Beef?
February 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I’m lost and out of touch…to what dark side has the Beef gone too?
Also pissed that I didnt realize the C’s were playing the Paperclips as I was in Anaheim that night.