What happens when ten supposed “experts” from ESPN make predictions about the NBA? Nothing. Thanks to a poster on RealGM we can look back at what the boneheads in Bristol thought of our beloved C’s in their pre-season predictions.

Check out these whiffs

Ric Bucher:
ATLANTIC: 2 | EAST: 5 The Kool-aid remains untouched in this corner. Playoff team, yes. Title contender? Everybody has evidently forgotten how much depth and transition D divide the haves and have-nots in the postseason. They’re about to be reminded.

Looks like Ric had his head a little too far up Kobe’s backside this summer to do any thinking. Spell your name right asslick.

Chris Sheriden
ATLANTIC: 2 | EAST: 6 What’ll matter in Beantown is how the new Big Three perform over the final 41 games, not the first 41 when they’re making adjustments. It’s a go-for-broke season for Danny Ainge and Doc Rivers, who deserve credit for making the biggest overhaul of any team in the league.

Or, we’ll be totally awesome and you’ll still be a douche.

I think once again we’ve proved that the only experts you can trust are right here at Perkisabeast. For our team predictions look here.