Somerville Genius steals Sonic Identity

“I am going to be honest with you. I don’t work for them,” the man who posed as Turner said from his home in Somerville, a Boston suburb, when reached by the Seattle P-I on Monday. “(The situation was) all brought on by an online dating thing. Craigslist. I lied to her. Does that mean I can go out there and represent the Sonics? No. Does that mean that I did it to get some (sex)? Absolutely.”
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June 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
In what parallel universe is Somerville a suburb? Somerville is about as suburban as the Bronx…
June 5th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
It’s a suburb only in Boston parlance. In any other city it would be a neighborhood. However, some parts of Somerville are distinctly suburban.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:24 am
He gets my vote for P.I.M.P. of the Year….hands down!! Did he at least get some play!?