Metro F’N Natural?!?
12/31 vs. Seattle
It’s still early in the season, but it looks as if this Seattle team was but a flash in pan now past its prime. Not so for Washington ’s nascent wine industry, the Columbia Valley has been performing like Rashard Lewis ought to in the last year of his contract. Our condolences to Seattle fans and his agent. Nevertheless, pair this game with rising star Cayuse’s Syrah Bionic Frog. The Wine Advocate describes the 2002 as, “expansive, lush and deep,” like the way Ray Allen’s shooting touch would make us feel if he were in Celtic, not Sonic, green. Match this wine with grilled bacon wrapped figs for maximum satisfaction.