****Please welcome guest writer Dave, who goes by the handle Da Boston Clover G. He’s gonna be helpin’ us out with some northern perspective. Give the man props, he’s deep undercover in the hinter lands near Detroit, MI.****

Another blockbuster is set to happen in Toronto, Canada with the defending champs matching up against the Raptors. While there are many variables in this contest, we’ve got our eyes on Perk and Jermaine O’Neal. As reported earlier, our sensei wasn’t happy with his performance during his last encounter with O’Neal, so maybe it wouldn’t be such a smart move for Sam Mitchell to have JO to play, especially against the mammoth Perkins. If you don’t know, JO went down on a flagrant foul a couple days ago against the Nets. Apparently, it’s the same bum knee he hurt last season that caused him to miss 40 games. On that note, look for KP43 to really take it to the seven-foot cupcake. Some words of wisdom: Stay out the paint JO or it’s going to get real beasty tonight!


As for KG and “El Beeyatch Flagrante” Jose Calderon, don’t look for too much to happen tonight, especially coming off a BS one-game suspension after getting tangled up with one Andrew Bogut. The one thing we should all realize is that when you are champs you are a walking target. Everyone is gunning for ya! Even the league officials.

The C’s will need Perk to unleash his beastliness all over the Raptors low post and become a cinder block under the basket. Can KG keep his cool? Will The Truth Save Us Again? Will JO play tonight? Is Our Sensei ready for his second feeding?


IN PERK WE TRUST – VOTE ONCE A DAY!

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