Be We Perk

Be We Perk?

No, we be loyal minions, banded together by the call of the beast.
We be nothing without the Perk, and his crushing interior defense, or his thunder-funking offense.
That’s who we be.


Perk & the Seven Virtues



1. Rectitude: Moral righteousness


2. Benevolence… only to the smallest Mother Funkers.


3. Courage…To BE the BEAST.


4. Loyalty to your true nature, even in the face of a more skilled Samurai.


5. Honesty… He needs to stay true to the BEAST.


6. Honor to the name of P.I.A.B.